:agony-consuming:

  • Dimmer06 [he/him,comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    If I was Joe Biden, I would promise to release all the information about the JFK assassination at 80% vaccination rate, and promise to charge Hillary Clinton with treason at 95%. Sadly he's shitty at his job and doesn't know what the people want.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Trump: $1200 stimulus checks (and I think an additional $600)

    Biden: a can of Budweiser

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      :DaBiden: Listen fat, b-back in my day when life was getting me down and I didn't have a nickel to my name, you know what my ol' pappy used to do? He sat me down with a beer! When I was 12 we didn't need money or healthcare, no a nice cold one did the trick. Pappy died at 50 from his drinking problem.

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      I forgot that Biden sent out $1400 but it's funnier that way

  • CommunistBear [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    He's talking a big game for being a motherfucker who still owes me $2000.

  • RowPin [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Anheuser-Busch? I thought you said he was buying us beer? BOOM lol

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      You jest, but Anheuser-Busch owns most "craft" breweries now. I live in a "craft" beer town and the only ones that aren't owned by AB now are the ones run by crazy people in their backyards.

      I think Sierra Nevada is one of the last big holdouts.

      Link to all the InBev brands

      Their biggest competitor is Molson Coors, who owns some other big "craft" breweries like Terrapin

      Sorry, I was wrong, their biggest competitor is Heineken. In America though, Coors is still number 2.

  • yang [they/them, any]
    hexagon
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    3 years ago

    Found a link that's not nypost: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-live-biden-delivers-remarks-on-covid-19-response-and-vaccination-program-3

  • congressbaseballfan [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Idk it’s kinda cute and whatever. With your username why are you mad about chintzy universal gimmes that don’t really move the needle on anything?