Soap, by definition, is clean when mixed with water. In dirtying soap, it may either be sprayed with water to be made un-dirty or it ceases to exist as soap- that is to say it has become something qualitatively different from soap. In your scenario aqua absenta the soap becomes covered in shit, placing it in a quantum state whereby underneath the shit either clean soap exists or soap does not exist. Only by attempting to discover whether the soap exists or has changed, do we break the quantum state and discover soap or not-soap. Since no sane person would touch a poo-encased block of soap or not-soap, they most likely would spray it with water rendering it clean once the soap mixes with water. The point is not to understand the soap, it is to change it, and since people will change it with water, it will be clean.
Soap, by definition, is clean when mixed with water. In dirtying soap, it may either be sprayed with water to be made un-dirty or it ceases to exist as soap- that is to say it has become something qualitatively different from soap. In your scenario aqua absenta the soap becomes covered in shit, placing it in a quantum state whereby underneath the shit either clean soap exists or soap does not exist. Only by attempting to discover whether the soap exists or has changed, do we break the quantum state and discover soap or not-soap. Since no sane person would touch a poo-encased block of soap or not-soap, they most likely would spray it with water rendering it clean once the soap mixes with water. The point is not to understand the soap, it is to change it, and since people will change it with water, it will be clean.
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