The soap has become dirty. The block of soap itself does not clean things, it is your action of applying soap that does. Applying soap leaves a small film across your body that interacts with water, allowing the water to get into smaller crevices. If the soap is covered in shit, and you then attempt to apply soap to your body, you will just apply shit instead, “clean” or otherwise. The function of the soap has become compromised, and therefore the soap itself has become dirty.
The post is about an altercation that kitten recently got in with shitbird that she’s seeking advice about in a covert way and nothing will change my mind
The soap is now unusable. Due to the components of the feces being inherently filthy, they cannot be cleaned. The soap, however, can be made filthy.
it's anti-bird shit propaganda. The birds can stay... if they hold it.
Is this throwing shade on a user here? Anyway guess you wash the soap and afterwards if needed cut it's surfaces to reduce the parts that where covered in shit. Will check spoiler now because I good boy and follow instructions.
There there :meow-hug: it will be alright. Sure @Shitbird will make it up by providing more great shrek posts or snack ideas.
a bird literally covered in shit attacks your ghar and gets shit all over your once beautiful block of soap.
@Shitbird why r u shitting on muh soap?
Soap, by definition, is clean when mixed with water. In dirtying soap, it may either be sprayed with water to be made un-dirty or it ceases to exist as soap- that is to say it has become something qualitatively different from soap. In your scenario aqua absenta the soap becomes covered in shit, placing it in a quantum state whereby underneath the shit either clean soap exists or soap does not exist. Only by attempting to discover whether the soap exists or has changed, do we break the quantum state and discover soap or not-soap. Since no sane person would touch a poo-encased block of soap or not-soap, they most likely would spray it with water rendering it clean once the soap mixes with water. The point is not to understand the soap, it is to change it, and since people will change it with water, it will be clean.
If you rub shitty soap under a stream of water the shit will be cleaned off by the soap because that's how soap works.
I'd consider the soap shitty tbh. The shit might also be soapy but it would still be quite unpleasant.