• FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    7 months ago

    biden-forgor "Hoo boy, this whole 'genocide Joe' thing is killing my poll numbers. I've got to do something about this!"

    hopium "Wow, are you really going to listen to the will of the People and start working toward a meaningful and just peace in Palestine?"

    biden-harbinger "What? No! I'm gonna get this shit done so quick that most Americans will forget all about it before they vote!"

      • Kaplya
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        7 months ago

        Which one of you summoned Dark Brandon into existence as a joke? Have you realized what you have done?

        Do not tempt the dark entities, do not play with supernatural forces that you barely even understand, no matter how funny or bored you are or think it will somehow help your cause. Once you have invited them into the dimensions of our universe, they will refuse to leave and only the shedding of human blood can satisfy them.

        Let this be a warning.

        • daisy
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          7 months ago

          Do not tempt the dark entities, do not play with supernatural forces that you barely even understand, no matter how funny or bored you are or think it will somehow help your cause. Once you have invited them into the dimensions of our universe, they will refuse to leave and only the shedding of human blood can satisfy them.

          Gee, I sure do wish that Donald Trump's philosophy was on the more moderate side of the US political spectrum!

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Genocide Joe moving heaven and earth for the settlers.

    • daisy
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      7 months ago

      He is so fucked. He was only useful to Ukraine's nazis so long as he was bringing western support. Now those same nazis have seen western support dry up in favour of giving that support to Israel. I'd bet good money on a "stabbed in the back by our Jewish leader" narrative taking serious root in Ukraine.

    • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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      7 months ago

      I am convinced that in the future Zelensky steps into a time machine and returns to the past to live out his old age as Hide The Pain Harold

  • jabrd [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Just die already you old piece of shit

  • the_kid
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    7 months ago

    let's "finish the job" - Genocide Joe 2024

  • NotErisma
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    7 months ago

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    • The_Jewish_Cuban [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      "The people of old mississippi Should all hang their heads in shame I can't understand how their minds work What's the matter don't they watch les crain? But if you ask me to bus my children I hope the cops take down your name So love me, love me, love me, i'm a liberal"

      ...

      "I read new republic and nation I've learned to take every view You know, i've memorized lerner and golden I feel like i'm almost a jew But when it comes to times like korea There's no one more red, white and blue So love me, love me, love me, i'm a liberal"

      ~Phil Ochs, Love me I'm a Liberal

      Forever green. Death to America

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    7 months ago

    This is so funny considering they had “heated debates” on whether to send Ukraine their top secret wunderwaffe or just keep flooding them with Soviet weapons