I swear to god, they're the chuddiest of small business owners and every single one does that shit where they have a huge truck and a huge suv for their stay at home wife and a boat and a ridiculously tacky mcmansion and an absurd amount of debt.
Like, is there some sort of grift where you can just walk into a bank and say you want to start a landscaping business and they just let you borrow an infinite amount of money even though you're only going to have income for like 5 months out of the year?
You could start your own nursery and landscape supply with landscaping design services and be a small business tyrant too!
I at least respect those freaks more when they are certified as arborists or what not. Had someone out to bid on removing some fucked up landscaping previous owners put in and the guy pointed to a pin oak tree in my yard and was like get that shit an iron injection it has Chlorosis