can you imagine how cool it would be to have a tail? swinging on a tree branch and shit

life is fucking boring

  • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I want a prehensile tail. I could hold my cellphone with it.

    However my body is not covered in fur like or forest brethren. So it would be a big floppy meat noodle that comes out of my pants, and I think seeing me use it would be traumatic for everyone inolved.

    • Glass [he/him,they/them]
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      3 years ago

      It'd be cool if the end was covered in armadillo-esqu armor plates so you could whap things with it.