can you imagine how cool it would be to have a tail? swinging on a tree branch and shit
life is fucking boring
I want a prehensile tail. I could hold my cellphone with it.
However my body is not covered in fur like or forest brethren. So it would be a big floppy meat noodle that comes out of my pants, and I think seeing me use it would be traumatic for everyone inolved.
It'd be cool if the end was covered in armadillo-esqu armor plates so you could whap things with it.
Instead you have a useless tail bone inside your body that can break if you fall on your doo doo butt too hard
Sometimes I try really hard to imagine that I have only a single arm in the middle of my torso. I get really into it, convincing myself that all humans only have the one little vortigaunt hand, and imagining what it feels like. Then I open my eyes and revel in having twice as many arms. Its the closest I can get to imagining the feeling of four arms.
Absolute dogshit plan. Evolution did right. Fuck having a useless appendage to break.
It’d be cool to pick up drinks with it and stuff when I’m shitposting tho
Bipeds don't need them for balance. Unless you're one of those tripeds like a kangaroo. But screw them.
Hey look at it this way, if you land on your tailbone you'll know where your tail was, because it'll hurt like hell.
