please be true holy shit

A "source who requested anonymity" told Messier that the company plans to fly Branson on a test flight of its SpaceShipTwo rocket plane over the July 4 weekend.

capitalism will sell the rockets with which billionaires will kill themselves - Lenin

  • KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    CEO's: "Engineer servants, build me a dangerous vehicle to launch me at 1,000 miles per hour into an empty void, by next month."

    Engineer servants: "But-"

    CEO's: "NO BUTS, you fucking nerd-slaves. Build me my sky chariot, and do it now!"

    Engineer servants: "I guess he never learned that being mean to a waiter might lead to them spitting in your food..."