What do I do hexbears?

  • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Go in to work; tell them you forgot your jacket. Hit the head.

    Or, if you want to step up your game...

    Sneak in before or after work hours and drop a deuce in front of the boss' office. Leave a note with demands and sign it "The Phantom Shitter."