From left to right:

• Black Panther - "Killmonger" because he's the actual hero in that movie. Raids imperialist armories and redistributes weapons to guerilla groups. Maoist.
• Doctor Posadist - Space communist. Has no gender. Fights with nukes. Forces enemies to watch "Seaspiracy" before killing them. Trotskyist.
• Iron Soviet - Cybernetically immortal Lyudmila Pavlichenko. Wears functional armor because a giant robot suit doesn't need tits. Has somehow read 7 volumes of Capital. Marxist-Leninist.
• AnPrim Deadpool - Still uses guns, doesn't see what the problem is. Pen pals with Ted Kaczynski. AnPrim.
• The Incredible SucDem - Technically a member of the team, but just shows up and never does anything. Loves to tell the rest of the team how they could "do better". SocDem / DemSoc depending on how many New Yorker articles he's read this week.
• Captain AntiFa - Steve Rogers if he took the boot out of his mouth. Burns flags for fun. AnCom.

In case you can't tell, work today was... really boring.

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