From left to right:

  • Black Panther - "Killmonger" because he's the actual hero in that movie. Raids imperialist armories and redistributes weapons to guerilla groups. Maoist.
  • Doctor Posadist - Space communist. Has no gender. Fights with nukes. Forces enemies to watch "Seaspiracy" before killing them. Trotskyist.
  • Iron Soviet - Cybernetically immortal Lyudmila Pavlichenko. Wears functional armor because a giant robot suit doesn't need tits. Has somehow read 7 volumes of Capital. Marxist-Leninist.
  • AnPrim Deadpool - Still uses guns, doesn't see what the problem is. Pen pals with Ted Kaczynski. AnPrim.
  • The Incredible SucDem - Technically a member of the team, but just shows up and never does anything. Loves to tell the rest of the team how they could "do better". SocDem / DemSoc depending on how many New Yorker articles he's read this week.
  • Captain AntiFa - Steve Rogers if he took the boot out of his mouth. Burns flags for fun. AnCom.

In case you can't tell, work today was... really boring.

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  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Which seems like a good call. The Zack Snyder whole thing against Superman seems weird to me. The dude can do almost everything and genuinely wants to help out, put him to work. Shit would be fixed in like a week