They had an assembly where two cops came to talk about how cool and normal and good having a school resource officer is, and they pantomimed eating each other's boots until they got kicked out. The Principal is extremely mad that I laughed until I started crying—when he told me that part of the reason for the suspension was for breaking the rules by refusing to take off their outdoor footwear.

I feel like a fuckup of a parent a lot of the time, but I guess we did something right.

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      it's a reference to Woody Harrelson's disastrous AMA for the movie Rampart (sorry if you knew and were doing a bit)