Mine is when 85% of a horror game's voice lines are the protagonist going SHIT or FUCK slightly under their breath every time something mildly spooky or intimidating happens, or when they discover some new obstacle

  • bigbologna [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Bethesda's weird obsession with random NPCs delivering expository dialogue, usually about themselves, whenever they get too close to you. In Skyrim and Fallout 4 this is extra bad since time isn't frozen when you're in the crafting stations, so if an NPC wanders enough to one while you're there they stand there running through 2 or 3 lines nonstop, one of which is usually them saying something to the effect of "I'm busy, leave me alone"

    • keepcarrot [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      You don't wander around loudly stating expository information?

      • bigbologna [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        I see someone walking in my direction on the sidewalk and when I get within 10 feet I come to a complete stop then turn to face them. I say "Most people think Jim from HR deserves that promotion more than me, but Mr. Stevens knows I'd be a better manager than Jim" as they continue to walk away not even looking at me, while I turn to constantly be looking at them. After five seconds of standing there in silence I do an exaggerated turn and continue walking. I bump into a discarded soda bottle and the physics break, I get flung 400 feet into the air but luckily when I fall back down I don't die because I'm invincible, since the other person has a quest they can do where they get told to kill me.