I see someone walking in my direction on the sidewalk and when I get within 10 feet I come to a complete stop then turn to face them. I say "Most people think Jim from HR deserves that promotion more than me, but Mr. Stevens knows I'd be a better manager than Jim" as they continue to walk away not even looking at me, while I turn to constantly be looking at them. After five seconds of standing there in silence I do an exaggerated turn and continue walking. I bump into a discarded soda bottle and the physics break, I get flung 400 feet into the air but luckily when I fall back down I don't die because I'm invincible, since the other person has a quest they can do where they get told to kill me.