• Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    How it really went

    Putin: Hello, Mr President. I trust you are well?

    Biden: Well Sally, lemme tell ya. Back in the 20s we had a thing called a wicker hoop, was a good year for fishing. Me and the fellers knew a barber down near the malt store, he'd sell a mean look for a dime. Now this man was Russian, I'd tell him, c'mon man have some of this malt and we'd play marbles down with the fellers. Now he wasn't fat but he had a look going on and you know what we say... the... C'mon you know, ya stupid idiot."

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      It's weird that Biden has such a cult that this low hanging bit is only done by leftists. I enjoy the bit, don't get me wrong but it would be a lazy SNL writer's dream, you just go into a trance and make sure to never stop typing until you feel a bit tired and BOOM you got a Biden rant.

      • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Exactly, it's easy. I terally just said a bunch of old man shit and then ended with "you know". But it's still funny to me and it's crazy to think making fun of Biden isn't nire common

      • OldSoulHippie [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭it's a stutter you piece of shit😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭