• GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Actual transcripts from the meeting:

    Biden:

    Putin:

    Biden:

    Putin:

    Biden: Y'all here about China, my man?

    Putin: ... what, like...that they're a thing?

    Biden: Naw man, it's crazy, crazy stuff, man. You wouldn't believe the crazy stuff going on there. My guys, my guys in the... ... ... in the ... ... my guys in the service, the secret service, they were showing me how they got this thing called a ... a...

    ... a G-Gundam, and there's is this crazy fire one with dragons and stuff, Dragon Hands! And the pilot, why he's just a kid, can you believe that! But I think I've got an in! You see he ... the pilot, he's real sweet on that Denmark girl, the Denmark pilot's sister, so I think if I can arrange somethin' there to soften 'em up ...

    Putin: ... ... ... ours has a cool laser-chain flail thing, did you see that?

    • Gkalaitza [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Biden visiting Japan while he was vice president and accidentaly opening his hotel TV to G-Gundam re-runs and now they are somehow the only memories left in his brain to try form thoughts from, announcing US gonna invade China cause Xi has stollen the Devil Gundam to annihilate the Uyghurs