archer, the xindi are going to do space 9/11 archer they're going to genocide us all archer, you need to do it first archer, you need to genocide the xindi for doing space 9/11 archer, they're going to do the equivalent of 10 bajllion space 9/11s in the future archer, archer you need to stop them by murder archer

I fucking hate you lmao

It's been what, twenty years? Still just being reminded of the theme song makes me relive it in the kind of detail reserved only for experiences that I hold especially dear. Except the show itself never made any impression on me for good or ill. All that is left is this stupid song which has been seared into my brain.

The Enterprise opening is good.

Enterprise is good.