I love McEnnedy. I have an American friend who refuses to stand in the same line as me at the supermarket if I buy something from them, which only makes me want whatever it is more. So many of their products feel like the kinds of thing a socialist country would put in a museum of American capitalism in order to show how void of decency its culture was, while also being something that makes actual Americans upset
I legitimately like their frozen pan pizzas. They're not that nice, but you get a fair amount of pizza for your buck or rather 2 euros and 20 cents
Yeah, honestly, I enjoy a lot of the stuff they make. Most of it is very normal too, but the best stuff they do is when you get to see some bizzare German idea of American food.
I've only ever seen one other thing from them and this is a perfect transcript of my feelings. What the fuck even are "chili nuggets" anyway?
What kind of barbarian puts the toppings on top of a single uncut bagel and doesn't split it in half and top the interior parts with the toppings.
We, uh, do not do this in the part of America that I am from. Please inform the [squints at image] Swedes.
This is one of Lidl's store brands so you can probably blame the Germans for this
Like I'm not gonna sit here and say American cuisine, in so far that it is a thing, is great or defensible. But you can't just go and pick three random things that you think are American or at least sufficiently Americanized, and then combine them, and call that a thing.
While this is likely a German concoction, it's not like Americans don't do gross mash-ups of various fast foods
Interesting, but they're no Bagel Bites
Combining the worst of pizza and of bagels
I'm assuming they didn't call them bagels because they thought they would've sold poorly in Eastern Europe
Anti-Semitism and Eastern Europe, now that's two tastes that go together
