the feds already got him on tax evasion shit and were in the process of extraditing him. like literally what reason would they have to pull on epstien on him, especially in a foreign prison? seems more likely that he was trying to martyrize himself instead of spending what probably would have been the rest of his life in federal prison
he literally killed himself out of commitment to the bit
i mean whomst among us wouldn't try to make themselves look like more of a badass by saying "uhh actually i didn't off myself, it was the feds"