the feds already got him on tax evasion shit and were in the process of extraditing him. like literally what reason would they have to pull on epstien on him, especially in a foreign prison? seems more likely that he was trying to martyrize himself instead of spending what probably would have been the rest of his life in federal prison

  • PickleRick [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    He killed himself as the ultimate shitpost but pretending he got Epsteined is funnier.