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    • mayor_pete_buttigieg [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      The year is 2125. You emerge from your coffin hotel room, and your AI reminds you that you must report to your 60 allotted minutes of cardiovascular exercise. "Would you like to listen to a Podcast while you work out?", the AI chirps, it's cheerful feminine voice beamed directly into your frontal lobe from your cranial implant. "Why not", you think back at it, grabbing a breakfast of Protein Shake In Orange from the nearest Vending Center.

      "Welcome to Hardcore History with Dan Carlin Jr. Today, we will joined with special guests Sebastian Minor and Mike Duncan III to discuss the recent book on the fall of the United States, 'The End of Western Empire'. I really enjoyed it's rich insight on the historical question of when America truly fell. Was it with the spurious election of George W Bush in 2000, and the subsequent futile wars of conquest in the East, the foiled coup against Donald Trump's second term in office, or the toppling of Barron Trump's puppet government after the invasion of the People's Liberatory Army of Freedom in 2038?"