Woke: he shouldn’t be Spider-Man because his dad is a cop

  • budoguytenkaichi [he/him,they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I mean, if I lived in the Spider-Man universe I would rather have him around than not around, since the million local supervillains are trying to kill literally everyone on a daily basis. Same with Batman while we're at it.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      Batman's big villains are:

      • A latino wrestler on drugs

      • A two-faced politician

      • A lesbian eco-terrorist

      • A research scientist trying to get money to cure his sick cryogenically frozen wife

      • A crippled migrant from Eastern Europe who got rich brokering vice crimes

      • An evil comedian

      Any one of these people would be more fun to hang out with than Batman. Batman sucks. Fuck Batman.