Rummsfeld was Darth Maul, in that he was the shitty apprentice in charge of a large scale, imperial invasion of a nation (planet), with valuable natural resources, that was defeated by an army of inexperienced freedom fighters (Iraqis/Gungans) . And now, Rummy, like Maul, is fucking dead, while his master lurks in the shadows. (I'm considering Maul dead post-EP 1, as I have not watched the childrens cartoon show)
No, can't be, because according to their own rules, then Rummy would have had to have killed Kissinger.
Oh shit now Kissinger must take on a new apprentice
Rummsfeld was Darth Maul, in that he was the shitty apprentice in charge of a large scale, imperial invasion of a nation (planet), with valuable natural resources, that was defeated by an army of inexperienced freedom fighters (Iraqis/Gungans) . And now, Rummy, like Maul, is fucking dead, while his master lurks in the shadows. (I'm considering Maul dead post-EP 1, as I have not watched the childrens cartoon show)
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