you may find yourself in a random shop on rt. 66 and you may ask yourself 'how did i get here?'
And you may find yourself living in a white house
And you may find yourself in another part of the hellworld
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large government
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife's sister
And you may ask yourself, "Well... how did I get here jack?"
:hillary-apartment:
That's it, that's the caption, a smaller image.
"Is he still behind me? He's been following me around this whole store. You know, it's them who need to be watched not people like me."
I just posted it in r/PoliticalHumor.
It might get deleted within the next ~30 minutes or so. Libs can get so trigged by anything they think is an attack on their Tired Old Joe.
Edit
My favorite lib caption...
President buys pie, supports local business. President not paying hush money to pornstar he fucked while his third wife (also a pornstar but a different one) is pregnant.
Removed. YOU have to make the joke.
lol
Jesus! u/DonQuixBalls is such shit mod and a total fucking idiot tool. He nuked it within 10 minutes.
i got banned from there
Didn't they warn you? Or did they just drop the hammer? The mods there must think they are doing the lord's work "curating" the jokes.
the obama quote about “long legged socialists” etc.
I forget what that is. What is it?
I have gone into the breach...
For that alt - the mods have deleted 3 out of my last 4 posts. I'll have to avoid posting with it for a while. A trick they like is that they'll nuke yet another of my posts and then they'll say "You flooded the queue" and then "temp" ban me for ~2 weeks.
They are so angry at sex workers, it is disgusting but also funny when they go so mask off.
That sub...
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Used to allow self posts - that ended. I used to post joke stories. One time - I posted a joke about Theresa May giving trump a blow job in the Oval Office. I tagged it as NSFW but a mod removed it anyway for being "uncivil".
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Used to allow links to articles.
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Used to allow video.
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Used to allow jokes not 100% based on American politics.
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Used to openly allow gifs. But then they changed the rules so that "distracting" gifs are not allowed. You can imagine that anything they don't like is removed as distracting. It's pointless to post a gif - it's a near certainty it'll get removed.
Basically - all they permit now is non-gif images that must be directly related to their definition of American politics. You can't make a joke about Biden's drone program because to the mods that's not "political".
The sidebar rules are changed all the time but the sub isn't told. Sometimes even the mods don't know what the current rules are. I once had a mod remove my gif and he told me gifs weren't allowed. I told him that gifs are allowed as long as they weren't distracting. The rule was right there in the sidebar. He then lied and said my perfectly reasonable five second gif was distracting. He didn't want to admit he didn't know the rules and he made a mistake.
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Bewildered elderly man buying some rhubarb and gusberry pies sees an interracial couple on a TV advert and suddenly realises it's not 1971. What year can it be?
Listen, Jack, I don't know what this is, but can I pay for it with these sunglasses?
“The rules are the rules,” Biden says in Michigan when asked about Sha’ Carri Richardson’s one-month suspension for marijuana u
Sir, please stop calling the cashier a lying :dog-faced-pony-soldier: that's not your granddaughter.
Senile man escapes from nursing home and wanders down to his favorite cigar shop (colorized, c. 2021)
