Yeah I said it
A lone Italian man in traditional garb stands alongside a highway. He looks down at this pizza. The camera zooms in on his face. There is a single tear flowing down his cheek.
The original "keep America beautiful" ad you're joking about was a lone Italian man with a single tear. The biggest polluters in America that funded that greenwashing blame-shifting noble savage ad campaign hired a guy named Espera Oscar DeCorti.
This is a psyop to get people to hate the delightful sweet/savory combination of pineapple on pizza
Aight now hear me out, desert pizza's aren't so bad, and this looks pretty good. Dunno bout clementine wedges, that seems like an odd choice.
This looks like an actual dessert pie, pretty sure that's some kind of frosting or cream spread underneath.
pineapple/olive is my go to, it's consistently decent from most pizza places
I spent 13 years of my life in Italy - Pizza with Pineapple on it is overhated. It's not amazing, but it's better than some of the slop out there.
