• zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    3 years ago

    I was going to vote for John Kerry, but then Jon Stewart hurt John McCain's feelings so now I'm going to vote for Michael Badnarik instead.

    Your loss, Leftists.

    • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      Tbh the name "Michael" is a little too exotic/radical for me. I'd prefer to find another 'John' or 'Jon' candidate to maintain some consistency in this narrative.