Something, something, politics is sexual pathology...

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    I remember this dude once from like the Bush era who was former military and a complete chud. like the proud-of-his-chudness kind. he had an ex wife and a kid and he would never shut up about how gays were ruining america and make tons of gay "jokes". he was areligious, so it was purely a "this is devastating to society" thing.

    when the topic of legalizing gay marriage was hot, he kept repeating the mantra that if gays can get married, it would destroy "regular" marriages.

    it came out later that his wife left him because she caught him camming with guys, which he claimed he was just pranking the gays and joking around even though she caught him fully nude and erect in his home office. he said she just never understood his sense of humor.

    I am sure he still believes all of this completely.

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      "Hooking up with that guy was just a prank! Yes, I may have blew him to completion and swallowed his cum, but that was just heightening the joke! You just don't understand my sense of humor!"

      • Grownbravy [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Got this bad dragon for a joke, and i’ve worked up to about 5 inches into me, bit it’ll be so funny once i get down to the base.

    • IgnoreVeganTrolling [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      It's honestly sad that they end up that way. Just fuckin' be yourself; you don't have to squeeze your square peg into---okay, abandoning that analogy but like just stop reinforcing the shitty societal norms that are clearly affecting you as well!