I Death Note Biden, keeping in mind that you can create elaborate pre-death instructions.
My Biden will dismantle the US military to the best of his ability, break up NATO, give Guantanamo back to Cuba, mass-declassify and publish literally every secret document in Washington, open the Southern border completely, end every embargo, then do a lethal backflip off the roof of the White House into a kiddie pool of mayonnaise.
Does the universe take the wheel for his empty noggin or does he lead the charge as best he can, drinking a beer in every NATO country while insulting their leaders using the name of someone who hasn't been in power in thirty years?
I Death Note Biden, keeping in mind that you can create elaborate pre-death instructions.
My Biden will dismantle the US military to the best of his ability, break up NATO, give Guantanamo back to Cuba, mass-declassify and publish literally every secret document in Washington, open the Southern border completely, end every embargo, then do a lethal backflip off the roof of the White House into a kiddie pool of mayonnaise.
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If they can't follow the instructions they just have a heart attack
Does the universe take the wheel for his empty noggin or does he lead the charge as best he can, drinking a beer in every NATO country while insulting their leaders using the name of someone who hasn't been in power in thirty years?
"listen Giacomo, we didn't give Italy the Years of Lead so you could vote against us in the United Nations"
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