well the thing with the death note is that you get some control over them before they die right, Light uses that multiple times to send a message. and so the obvious thing to do is to pick somebody like Joe Biden and have him publish all secret US documents openly, send all military info to China, and maybe have him scream "sorry for party rocking" as he dies to make it kinda funny
he'd do the LMFAO voice in the song when they say the line, it'd be great. think about CNN, Fox, all of them just having a melt down trying to crack what the fuck it meant
the US president is the commander in chief. out of all western nations, they arguably know the most as the rest of the world tends to separate the military and the civillian state
I guess the truth is that we really don't know. they probably trust some presidents more than others. I imagine Bush knew more than Trump that's for sure
I think they do have that access but that deep state is there to step in and run the machinery of the President is too much of a fuck up. People were genuinely concerned about Trump winning until it became obvious he didn’t give a fuck about running the country so the machine could keep plucking away like he was any other President
you think they'd let us just :vote: for someone to be able to access everything
I don't know about "everything," I'm sure there's plenty of stuff that's kept kind of need to know, so even the president would have to articulate to some bureaucrat why they want to look at it, but they probably know the most out of any individual person.
Plus, they don't just let us vote in anyone. The elections are carefully rigged so that the only people who can possibly "win" are people who don't even pretend to support any popular policies.
Bezos invites a bunch of other billionaires to the party, pulls out a gun and parodies them before he eventually gets arrested and then parodies himself.
Sadly you can only kill someone if you write their name in the book. Otherwise L would have been screwed.
sweaty guy button meme:
- Bezos' rocket detonates on the launchpad
or
- Musk's rocket detonates on the launchpad
I would get such incredible amounts of joy reading through the reddit threads about Musk's spectacular fiery death. I'd get another few accounts banned from Reddit over it. It'd be a blast.
Oh no this is one of those missions where you have to choose the outcome. What reward does each one give you? Does the Bezos one give you a good gun or should I pick Musk for the vehicle upgrade? GOOGLE MUSK BEZOS QUEST WHICH REWARD?
Bezos, with the explicit instructions that he liquidates as much of his assets as possible and puts out a 1 billion dollar bounty on the 200 richest people on the planet.
I Death Note Biden, keeping in mind that you can create elaborate pre-death instructions.
My Biden will dismantle the US military to the best of his ability, break up NATO, give Guantanamo back to Cuba, mass-declassify and publish literally every secret document in Washington, open the Southern border completely, end every embargo, then do a lethal backflip off the roof of the White House into a kiddie pool of mayonnaise.
If they can't follow the instructions they just have a heart attack
Does the universe take the wheel for his empty noggin or does he lead the charge as best he can, drinking a beer in every NATO country while insulting their leaders using the name of someone who hasn't been in power in thirty years?
"listen Giacomo, we didn't give Italy the Years of Lead so you could vote against us in the United Nations"
From a position of total ignorance, I think Modi might make the biggest single difference. Most reationary political leaders seem much more replaceable or less powerful.
Killing one person isn’t going to get us anywhere closer to socialism since they can just find another person to replace him, so I’d probably just write down Bezos or Musk for the estate tax money.
I'd probably go with Tucker Carlson and he has to do it in the middle of his show on camera.
That guy with the annoying laugh from that rival leftist organization in my city
Me but in a funny way like mauled by assless chap wearing fursuiters or something
Kill Biden by converting (a tiny amount of) his matter into energy, taking out all of DC in a nuclear explosion
