• happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I kept telling him, "this is America. You're free now. You don't have to do as the beavers do." One day he ran off screaming "I must make scent mounds!". That was 13 years ago and I presume he died in the snow.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        edit-2
        3 years ago

        Please return him to me. I miss Gustavo very much. Lay down some oak pellets surrounded by foothold traps. Cubans are nocturnal and you will find him in the morning.

    • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      13 years ago? Pretty sure he ended up as Matt Gaetz's large adult helper son