And the much more important follow up; who's sneezing wrong and needs to stop?
Im a maximum force sneezer (though I always take care to never spray or do it next to someone), anything less 1 hurts like hell if I try to supress it and 2 feels unsatisfying in a way I just can't accept
Stifle Sneezers are the worst. its not that I actually dislike the noise or have issues with them, I just get sympathetic dissatisfaction and start imagining the sensation of when I stifle a sneeze and :why don't we have any shudder emotes: it almost makes me want to make myself sneeze just to get rid of the feeling
I stifle mine because I produce a lot of saliva and tend to spray like a fire hose if I cut loose.
I'm also a champion at gleeking.
Is gleeking that thing where you shoot saliva like a geyser?
Yes, by pressuring your salivary glands with your tongue.