"This is why my brilliant1 design makes such substantial use of emotional support blindspots. The losers and haters that want to mock you will have to try very hard to do so from a position you will actually see"
Stolen from his child's uncarved pinewood derby block
Pinewood derby block indeed!
Imagine how many pinewood derby Cybertrucks will be made this derby season by all the cub scouts dads out there.