A friend of mine had a few positions open up at his job last week. I used to work there as a contractor and they seem happy to get me back on. I interviewed yesterday and the boss said to keep an eye out for their HR to get the ball rolling. It's been a week since the last time I smoked weed, but I am a nightly user so shits still in my system. I'm expecting to hear back some time this week or next so I'm looking into fake piss. Looks like the test is a standard 5 panel but has MRO at the end (medical review officer) and that has me freaked out. Anyone pass one of these with quickfix? There was a few people who swore by it at my last job but that was a few years ago and idk if piss testing got better or not.
Fist off, detox flushes are hokum . Theyre either diuretics which you van do better than by just buying Midol, or useless garbage. Save your money.
What route you going? Detox or fake piss? Detox is iffy. Youre trying to mask the 30-odd metabolites of thc they test for. Theyre going to do an EMIT or RIA test first, then if it tests +, they might do a gcms test to verify the positive test. They test for temperature, specific gravity, color and taste. Too clear urine will get your test disqualified and thats exactly the same as a positive most places. gcms is just about impossible to fool with anything readily available. Youll be sunk at that point.
EMIT tests can supposedly be fooled by taking zinc, and aspirin. Supposedly. Flushing your system ? diuretics, exercise, shitload of water. During test do a midstream or endstream catch. Start peeing, let some out, then fill the cup to the line. Youll have less metabolites in the middle/end. Day of test? Pee multiple times. Dont go on full bladder first thing in the morning. Thats when you have the largest amount of metabolites built up in urine.
Personally? Id go with clean donated urine. Byrd labs sells clean human urine, frozen. Ive used it an a fake dong three times to pass drug tests, two employment and one probation. Regardless of what genitals you have, id lean real real heavily towards fake piss. Unless youre getting a test where they make you pull your pants/undergarments down to your knees and your shirt up to your bellybutton, like military drug tests do, id be going the clean piss route. It has the best chances of success as opposed to masking/covering up.
Either way, good luck conrad.