Haven't checked the modlog, I just thought it was funny

  • Azarova [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    You made me look at the post and they clearly don't understand how to string leftist jargon together in a coherent manner and it instantly tells on themselves.

    • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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      3 years ago

      It's not just that they're using the terms wrong, their idea of left is a right-wing caricature

      "How do you do fellow leftists, what do you think of taking a bus to suburbs to redistribute their wealth, do white genocide, put hormones in the drinking water of toxic males, and help our ally, Mark Zuckerburg ban them from Facebook?"

        • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          I grew up in the south surrounded by them so I'm actually confident in my ability to speak reactionary. I've also tried organizing a union before, which is a valuable way to learn how to turn off the lefty jargon.

          Unless you're talking about internet right wing groups in which case no one can infiltrate those because they're full of completely inscrutable gibberish.

            • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]
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              3 years ago

              I remember some weird american fascist trying to bait me into arguing and i asked them what kind of garden they have. What tradition are you returning to if you can't grow lettuce and tomatoes.

                • Galli [comrade/them]
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                  3 years ago

                  Online fascists don't have a real interest in returning to traditional lifestyles, only using it as a justification for bigotry. Offline fascists are also mainly in it for the bigotry but sometimes grow gardens and learn traditional skills to prepare for the apocalypse or some nonsense.

                  • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]
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                    3 years ago

                    If i was 100% white, they'd call me a traditionialist. I hunt, have a garden, and love the environment. Problem is, i'm a open commie.

            • Shitbird [any]
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              3 years ago

              snds lik i wuld b a nturl 4 spyin thn i luv filtth

        • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          "How do you do, fellow traditionalists. That pope sure is doing a bad job, right?" I say, moments before being shredded by tradcaths, orthodox, and lutherans for mentioning the papacy.

          • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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            3 years ago

            You know what we need?

            To unite the right, Bourbonists and Orléanists need to work together to stop these darn anarchists or civilization itself will crumble.

          • murderoussicarii [none/use name]
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            3 years ago

            Infiltrating a right wing group is easy, the FBI does it all the time, and they shoot themselves in the balls more than any other feds. Step one: paint myself white step two: wear maga merch step three: talk about doing a domestic terrorism

            • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]
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              3 years ago

              Oh, yeah, like actual chud groups are easy. I was just thinking about the extremely online guys that i have to deal with every once and a while who have jargon that makes us look straightforward.

      • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Someone tried to tell me that Facebook censorship was good because it was controlled by leftists. I think I could infiltrate a right wing community better than that

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          I think I could infiltrate a right wing community better than that

          It literally is, just say you hate commies, you can't wait for the Iraqi denar to revalue, and that your large potbellied pig failson doesn't talk to you any more after you chainsawed his Xbox and told him to get a job