Haven't checked the modlog, I just thought it was funny

  • Azarova [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    You made me look at the post and they clearly don't understand how to string leftist jargon together in a coherent manner and it instantly tells on themselves.

    • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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      3 years ago

      It's not just that they're using the terms wrong, their idea of left is a right-wing caricature

      "How do you do fellow leftists, what do you think of taking a bus to suburbs to redistribute their wealth, do white genocide, put hormones in the drinking water of toxic males, and help our ally, Mark Zuckerburg ban them from Facebook?"

        • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          I grew up in the south surrounded by them so I'm actually confident in my ability to speak reactionary. I've also tried organizing a union before, which is a valuable way to learn how to turn off the lefty jargon.

          Unless you're talking about internet right wing groups in which case no one can infiltrate those because they're full of completely inscrutable gibberish.

            • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]
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              3 years ago

              I remember some weird american fascist trying to bait me into arguing and i asked them what kind of garden they have. What tradition are you returning to if you can't grow lettuce and tomatoes.

                • Galli [comrade/them]
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                  3 years ago

                  Online fascists don't have a real interest in returning to traditional lifestyles, only using it as a justification for bigotry. Offline fascists are also mainly in it for the bigotry but sometimes grow gardens and learn traditional skills to prepare for the apocalypse or some nonsense.

            • Shitbird [any]
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              3 years ago

              snds lik i wuld b a nturl 4 spyin thn i luv filtth

        • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          "How do you do, fellow traditionalists. That pope sure is doing a bad job, right?" I say, moments before being shredded by tradcaths, orthodox, and lutherans for mentioning the papacy.

          • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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            3 years ago

            You know what we need?

            To unite the right, Bourbonists and Orléanists need to work together to stop these darn anarchists or civilization itself will crumble.

          • murderoussicarii [none/use name]
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            3 years ago

            Infiltrating a right wing group is easy, the FBI does it all the time, and they shoot themselves in the balls more than any other feds. Step one: paint myself white step two: wear maga merch step three: talk about doing a domestic terrorism

            • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]
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              3 years ago

              Oh, yeah, like actual chud groups are easy. I was just thinking about the extremely online guys that i have to deal with every once and a while who have jargon that makes us look straightforward.

      • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Someone tried to tell me that Facebook censorship was good because it was controlled by leftists. I think I could infiltrate a right wing community better than that

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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          3 years ago

          I think I could infiltrate a right wing community better than that

          It literally is, just say you hate commies, you can't wait for the Iraqi denar to revalue, and that your large potbellied pig failson doesn't talk to you any more after you chainsawed his Xbox and told him to get a job

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Save the endangered Kerry, hexbear natural heritage

        • RNAi [he/him]
          hexagon
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          3 years ago

          HexBear deep lore actually.

        • Shitbird [any]
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          3 years ago

          som loser trid 2 spam “jon karry” nto being a meme, gt baned & then spnt the last yr spaming hexbar w/ karry pics + doxin + links 2 a manifasto filed w/ furry porn. thers lik at least 3 of thm mybe & thy think thy r maosts.

          oh ther war som vids thy pstd that wer prtty funy until thy added clips w/ child soldiers getin shot. tht wz fcked up.

          som1 els tel mi wat i mised

            • Shitbird [any]
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              3 years ago

              oh fuk thts rit thy wer TERFs also

              :meow-knife-trans:

              also iz karry bhind the fake vugun wrckrs? i jst thoht it wz kawaii frms or smthng

                • Shitbird [any]
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                  3 years ago

                  thy r otakus rit? i thout thy wer nto cartoons? i nvr luked @ ther sit bcz i dnt lik naruto

          • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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            3 years ago

            They've also been spamming the shit out of https://chapotraphouse3.com since it was launched. Looks like they just let up about 20 days ago.

            Edit: Jinxed it. They started up again two hours after I posted this. We have a Kerry lurker in our midst.

  • Zoift [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    They're not very good at this, but damn if they don't keep trying. Everyone needs a hobby I guess.

        • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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          3 years ago

          holy shit you're not exaggerating

          To play devil’s advocate, ending the blockade could be a disaster for Cuba. The Cuban government could liberalize like the Russian government did in the 90s.

          LMFAO

          GIVING GOOD THINGS BAD

          • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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            3 years ago

            Necessary is subjective, this is why we need a communist party to decide things for us. Have faith in communism friend.

            Not even that, capitalism allows white people to earn more wealth than black people, the amount of debt white people have compared to black people is staggering. Even when generational wealth isn’t a factor white people are always richer. It’s fucking bullshit and I know we are supposed to fight the billionares and shit but I want to kill a couple middle class white men as reparations.

            I honestly think white people have too many kids. Like they think they are their own species. Guess what, I think black people should have first rights over all resources before white people get any. I think white people are not gonna exist in 1000 years and good riddance to them considering they started every fucking war.

            Ban private property silly! No one has a right to own a car or eat meat. Problem is Americans are too willing to kill for this if they couldn’t own it anymore. So we gotta kill the reactionaries before they can you know, react.

            Conservatives literally live in a world where leftists are being ordered by George Soros to come to kill them in their middleclass trailer park, steal their talking bass trophy and give it to black people (to share, since no private property means no one is allowed to own anything).

            • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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              3 years ago

              She bakes in CHUD points into all her comments

              capitalism allows white people to earn more wealth than black people
              Even when generational wealth isn’t a factor white people are always richer.

              uh, no? Generational wealth is THE reason that whites are richer than everyone else. I see what you're doing, stupid bitch.
              Pretending that gw ISN'T the cause, is a false and sneaky way to pin the blame on more "innate" reasons (Black people are ALWAYS poorer than whites, whites are winning EVEN when the playing field is FAIR, so we clearly need to change up the system)

              Of course the playing field was never fair and all whites benefit from generational wealth. "She" (it's most likely a cis male chud) has to sneakily deny this point and then immediately focus on a different thing (establishing communism) to divert your attention, which makes you passively accept her sneaky denial of reality.

              It's basically "hey Blacks-are-failing-at-capitalism-because-dumb, THUS, capitalism sucks and we need to establish communism rite guise?????? Communism is so cool and wonderful and we need to band together to enact communism. More words inserted here to pull your attention away from the racist non-point I just made"

              These stupid chud fucks accuse Jews of pulling all this shit, and then do it themselves. Literally everything they say is pure projection and they honestly need to be rounded up into minecraft pens and violently [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]

            • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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              3 years ago

              I honestly think white people have too many kids. Like they think they are their own species. Guess what, I think black people should have first rights over all resources before white people get any. I think white people are not gonna exist in 1000 years and good riddance to them considering they started every fucking war.

              Ban private property silly! No one has a right to own a car or eat meat. Problem is Americans are too willing to kill for this if they couldn’t own it anymore. So we gotta kill the reactionaries before they can you know, react.

              Also "her" tone of speech is straight from post-ironic /pol/. Anyone with an ounce of emotional intelligence can understand that the way she's structuring her sentences is typical of a chud.

            • Shitbird [any]
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              3 years ago

              No one has a right to own a car or eat meat

              i agre w/ this

              • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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                3 years ago

                lol good luck not owning a car in 2021 America.

                IMO we ought to stop planting dedicated feed because that sort of farming so wasteful and harmful for the environment, but there's still room for animals in sustainable farming, whether as part of managing grass lands or pigs eating waste that's otherwise not useful.

                Also goats, sheep, and chickens can be integrated such that not having them would be even more wasteful.

                • Shitbird [any]
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                  3 years ago

                  gud luk abolishing the state n 2021 amerika

                  i wnt futur w/ no kkkars bt rit now nt possumble

                  im fin w/ hippi crittrs halpin 2 farm wi just shuldn eat them

            • panopticon [comrade/them]
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              3 years ago

              Idk, maybe if they reflect on why they got banned so quickly they'll remember how to be a decent person? :shrug-outta-hecks:

          • RedArmor [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            Well why not? Nothing bad happened in the former Soviet Bloc after the SU dissolved.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    She knew the rules, leftists are not allowed to enjoy anything.

  • Lucas [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    We need to protect our valuable user names.

  • Grownbravy [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    used to be they never reached 2 days, now they cant even make two hours

    • Shitbird [any]
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      3 years ago

      thy shuld all get RX 4 cialis cuz thy ned stayin pwer

  • Shitbird [any]
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    3 years ago

    blendin in heer iz nt hrd im litrrly a brd covrd in shit & am bloved by evry1 excpt ma h8rs

    joks on ma h8rs much luv evn 2 them. :racism-finished: