Dire Boars have a speed of 40ft/ 6 second round.
When running that increases to 160ft.
160/6 = 26+2/3ft/second
Converted to real units that becomes a running speed of 8m/s 28.8km/hr, which, given a Dire Boars constitution modifier of +3 can probably be maintained for several minutes.
According to this website the most popular car in Alabama (Boss Hog's territory) is the Nissan Altima.
While tragically, the Altima's top speed far outstrips Boss Hog's it's acceleration certainly doesn't, taking a whole 8.8 seconds to go from 0-100.
So while people in cars can probably pass through Boss Hog's territory unmolested, there's no way you're getting out of your driveway if Boss Hog doesn't want you to.
Some chud is having wild dreams of 40-50 of these charging his children while he unloads at them with a full auto... And also the DOOM music kicks in
remember in the italian job remake, when they put several thousand pounds of gold in the back of a mini cooper and then did jumps like it wasn't there weighing more than the car itself
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ok, looked it up and apparently I might be the asshole
The weight of the gold recovered from the armored truck, valued at $27 million, would weigh around 4,500 pounds at the period price of gold. It is entirely possible to divide that among three (~1,500 lbs per car) highly modified MINI Coopers and move it around quickly. While it would make the cars quite tail heavy (they would land rear first, at quite an angle when jumped), it is not implausible to modify the suspension to handle the additional weight and increase power to achieve a reasonably quick degree of performance. In fact, we can hear that the MINI Stella drives features the distinctive whine of an Eaton M62 supercharger. The MINIs have a 63/27 F/R weight distribution out of the box. With 1,500 lbs of gold in the rear, the distribution would change to roughly 41/59 and the car would weigh just over two tons.
Its me. Alabama is weak and will fall within the week. The spread of the big pig is unstoppable. Bow down now.
