Howdy, y’all! I’m gonna be changing my name IRL. I’ve already got some good ideas, but I think it’s about time to crowdsource some suggestions from my comrades here at Chapo.chat! For reference, I’m a cis male, I’m changing my name for other reasons. What’s the most powerful name I could take?
Change your name to John Smith and vanish amidst the trackers like a hippo submerging into a lagoon.