Jokes aside, we are definitely going to see capitalist countries push for crackpot geo engineering measures before even risking line going down.
The real solution is to move the Earth farther away from the Sun. :farnsworth:
We just have to jump really hard DURING THE DAY and stay still at night.
AmazonClimateFix spokesperson...
"There will be minor gravitational disruptions. The disruptions should be hardly noticeable. For those who want more security Amazon's ExtraGravity shoes usually retail for $99.99 but they are on sale now for $69.99."
I can only imagine the dangers those half baked measures will inflict on us. They'll try to re-engineer the entire Earth before doing making less money
Re-engineering the Earth can be outsourced to the private sector to drain even more public wealth into the billionaire class.
oh definitely. Geo-engineering is likely going to be required at this point if we want to salvage a half-normal ecosystem in a few decades.
Yeah, but the capitalists will push to have it outsourced to Elon Musk or some shit and the Earth will catch fire like a bad Tesla battery.
last i heard, it would for a short period while increasing heating in the long term and irradiating the entire atmosphere
so we just need to nuke the planet every decade or so I don't the problem :posadist-nuke:
Pitch it to the National Review, you might have something there
I thought that emote was Jesse Ventura at first lol
Idk, considering that current year is likely connected to reduced industrial output - likely. On the other hand giant fires should do it next year already :scared:
If next year will be fairly normal instead of current panik, we’ll get buckos with snowballs again in senate :blob-on-fire:
long run no as all the plants dying would cause more global warming. Also it would kill most things on earth
