If you choose to commit the moral crime of being a landlord and the only reward you got for betraying people in your shoes was a shitty old car, you should be ironically buried in it like a pharaoh.
If you choose to commit the moral crime of being a landlord and didn't even get an old car for it, you should be unironically buried next to the guy in an old car so that you can be one of the exotic pets that defends him in the afterlife.
If you choose to commit the moral crime of being a landlord and the only reward you got for betraying people in your shoes was a shitty old car, you should be ironically buried in it like a pharaoh.
If you choose to commit the moral crime of being a landlord and didn't even get an old car for it, you should be unironically buried next to the guy in an old car so that you can be one of the exotic pets that defends him in the afterlife.