• btbt [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "Hey all, Scott here, and if you know me, you know that the one thing i love more than Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast is reeducation camps for reactionaries!"

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Picturing Scott Manley for this. "Today we will be planning our first Mun landing. But first we must purge counterrevolutionaries in our ranks."

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        Today in Space, we're celebrating a lot of great news. As you know, we've been witnessing the founding of the Martian Workers Democratic Republic all this week.

        Crowds cheered as Musk and his upper management were ritually sent through a half-depressurised airlock before being fitted in spacesuits maintained to SpaceX minimum standards and brought to the dust reclamation centre, where they'll be working off their debt to society.

      • vccx [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Wtf I was wondering how this nerd ended up on my YouTube subs

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          3 years ago

          He's a wonderful 12 year old in his early/mid twenties. Wholesome boi.