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I woke up this morning to find that Russians pissed my bed. They want to make me uncivil. I have to wear a diaper everywhere I go to keep the Russians from pissing my pants.
You think that's bad? Russian spies shit in my pants during a Zoom conference call once. Putin must be stopped.
Russia hasn't won a women's gymnastic gold medal since 1992
hmm that's so strange i wonder why :thinkin-lenin:
It's because soviets had evil doping practices, as seen in the academy award winning documentary Rocky III. 💉💉💉
You're thinking of Rocky IV, where he wins the Cold War by punching Communism. Rocky III is the one where he fights Mr. T.
I think (unfortunate thing) is caused by (official enemy)! It must be the (media talking point) I’ve been hearing about!
I haven't folded my laundry yet, do you guys think I might have Havana syndrome???
"Covid" is just the liberal media's PC term for Havana syndrome. Change my mind.
Libs are the epitome of "I'm making up a guy right now" and then get at their own creation
