I miss the old Contra, straight from the Go Contra

Chop up the soul Contra, set on her goals Contra

I hate the new Contra, the bad mood Contra

The always rude Contra, spaz in the news Contra

I miss the sweet Contra, chop up the beats Contra

I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Contra

See, I invented Contra, it wasn't any Contras

And now I look and look around and there's so many Contras

I used to love Contra, I used to love Contra

I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Contra

What if Contra made a song about Contra

Called "I Miss The Old Contra"? Comrade, that'd be so Contra

That's all it was Contra, we still love Contra

And I love you like Contra loves Contra

TLDR: TLDW