This guy is like if America had a pope

  • CrushKillDestroySwag
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    1 year ago

    Imagine not meeting the requirements to be an astronaut and spending your whole life telling people that ACTUALLY you gave up on your dreams because it seemed dangerous.

    • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      I was trying to figure out how the Challenger "cut short" him being an astronaut. That makes sense

      Who knew being an astronaut could be dangerous? No one knew this a-little-trolling

    • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Is that it? He didn't even qualify? I was wondering how 7 dead astronauts made his chances to fly less likely...

      • CrushKillDestroySwag
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        1 year ago

        I'm assuming so, since it's not like we cancelled all human spaceflight after the disaster, but if my man's greatest accomplishment was buying a McDonald's franchise then I don't think he was ever on the level of an astronaut - most of them have multiple degrees and a ton of experience doing research on Earth before they ever interview at NASA. The days when they were test pilots are long gone.

  • impiri@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Explaining the virtue of perseverance through the lens of the perils of manned spaceflight to Americans: imagine selling burgers

    • buckykat [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      Check out the logo for the China National Space Administration, they just mixed the United Federation of Planets and Starfleet logos together

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    fuck this asshole and his implication that most people just aren't willing to work hard enough to purchase a McDonald's franchise

    • Sinonatrix [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Maybe if all these zoomlineals stopped buying avocado toast and Zoloft they'd be able to scrape together a few million dollars for a McDonald's of their own

      Then they could simply purchase things from their friends McDonald's in a circular fashion to increase the GDP infinitely

    • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      I mean you only need like what, like a few hundred thousand to do that, and about the same net worth. What's stopping you?

      • emizeko [they/them]
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        1 year ago

        McDonald's franchisee applicants must have a minimum of $500,000 available in liquid assets and pay a $45,000 franchise fee. Those looking to launch a new McDonald's franchise can expect to shell out between $1,314,500 and $2,306,500. Existing franchise operations can cost upwards of $1 million.

  • buh [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    fucking pussy is afraid of a little explosion

    • Tunnelvision [they/them]
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      1 year ago

      Yeah I don’t know how he intended that to be taken other than bitch made.

    • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      If you gave me a seat on a rocket I'd be on it on an instant. This guy is a baby

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    If you just work hard (and receive generational wealth), you too can become a small business kulak franchisee.

  • mushroom
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    22 days ago

    deleted by creator

    • flan [they/them]
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      1 year ago

      what i thought he was actually an astronaut and was like next up but the challenger accident somehow put an end to that oh man.