Answer his questions until he turns to leave
Then when he says "Actually, there's one more thing", I would break down and confess
the columbo gender video is immensely funny to me, and I love threatening people with the columbo dimension.
Gianni Matragrano on youtube does a bunch of columbo stuff, you'll find these videos there. And a ton of other short meme videos I think are good.
Actually there's, just one more thing. ( pulling a boiled egg out of his pocket )
That will only work against you. You'll think you're seducing Columbo, but he's seducing you.
his wife, see, she wouldn't like him sleeping around. So, it looks like it's light out for you.
Just when I thought I escaped Columboposting on the sbfp subreddit....
The amount of people we share between that fan base is very nice. Annoying that the other half seems to be awful chuds.
Check a couple episodes if you're bored sometime. It's a fun show, nothing amazing.
what GalaxyBrain said, plus often the show features gorgeous classic sports cars driven by said rich guys
Is the clas conflict readings legit or just leftists being lefties?
It's not a socialist show or anything, but the bad guys are all stuffy rich people and Columbo's mannerisms are working class.
