• FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Oh shit. New dieting strategy unlocked: guilt. Someone has to make that shit for me. I used to make sammiches at Subway. I'll grab a pre-made salad for lunch today.

    • voight [he/him, any]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      I don't think I could even go into a subway with people I haven't leveled with in a social situation, you know the time you're literally required to go to the food place and spend several tens of dollars (ENTIRE TENS). I'd freeze like my pathing broke and fake a heart attack

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    I've been laid up with the flu for the last few days and the only thing I want more than anything else right now is a couple of spicy potato tacos from Taco Bell

    But I don't want to get anyone sick and I'm not driving to the place because it feels like my limbs are made of styrofoam

    So yes, fuck it, I've got some Cheez-Its and chicken noodle soup somewhere around here

    • voight [he/him, any]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      There's something about protein rich foods like probably not helpful now that you're made of infected pudding instead of meat and bone, but I swear eggs and beans turned things around when it felt like the virus was WINNING last time