• inshallah2 [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    On 9/11 the Taliban is in Kabul and their Biggest Big Kahuna gives a rousing speech...

    Good morning. In less than an hour, Hilux from here will join others from around the region. And we will be launching very minor battles in this history of the Taliban. We have already won. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests.

    Perhaps its fate that today is 9/11, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom from tyranny, oppression, and persecution - from the infidels. We're fighting for our rights. And we have already won the day, the 9/11 will no longer be known as an Al-Qaeda holiday, but as the day when we declared in one voice...

    We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our 9/11!