Am I just bad at wiggling my but around the spray or what? Do other bidet users have the same experience?

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    @poopoobanana

    Toilet paper can be helpful to dry off. But honestly I've been out of paper and just waited a minute to dry age that's fine too.

    I find the kitchen spray bidet (as opposed to the bidet you attach to the inside of the bowl) to be better. Adjusting the water pressure up to your preference is good, I find more pressure is better.

    a-bit-gross

    It's helpful to use your left index finger a tad to pull skin, open the hole, and (if you're comfortable) dislodge any poo that's stuck on the tail pipe. Gently squeeze out like you're pooping to open the hole a bit. Wash this finger well after pooping.

    • poopoobanana [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      kitchen spray bidet Oh, you mean like hand held? Yeah, maybe that would work better. Anyway, thanks! I'll try your gross suggestion.

      • ButtBidet [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        It gets better with practice. When you meet people who've been doing it their whole lives, they can't imagine another way. You'll eventually find a process that you're comfortable with.

        • poopoobanana [he/him]
          hexagon
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          3 years ago

          I've been using it for like a year and already feel this way.