Am I just bad at wiggling my but around the spray or what? Do other bidet users have the same experience?

  • regul [any]
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    3 years ago

    Nah. Some sickos use a towel, but bidets aren't perfect, they're just a lot more effective than wiping forever. You definitely need something to dry off at the end, even if it has a blower.

    • TankieDukakis [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      Holy shit when I'm rich and have my own house (so I can shut off the water to set it up) I'm getting one of these bougie bidets

      • regul [any]
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        3 years ago

        Your toilet should have its own valve right next to it on the floor. Shouldn't be any reason to have to shut off all your water. I installed a bidet in my apartment last year.

  • panopticon [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Yeah you need to sort of work that ass. Crank the pressure up all the way and blast your asshole.

    • ButtBidet [he/him]
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      edit-2
      3 years ago

      @poopoobanana

      Toilet paper can be helpful to dry off. But honestly I've been out of paper and just waited a minute to dry age that's fine too.

      I find the kitchen spray bidet (as opposed to the bidet you attach to the inside of the bowl) to be better. Adjusting the water pressure up to your preference is good, I find more pressure is better.

      a-bit-gross

      It's helpful to use your left index finger a tad to pull skin, open the hole, and (if you're comfortable) dislodge any poo that's stuck on the tail pipe. Gently squeeze out like you're pooping to open the hole a bit. Wash this finger well after pooping.

      • poopoobanana [he/him]
        hexagon
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        3 years ago

        kitchen spray bidet Oh, you mean like hand held? Yeah, maybe that would work better. Anyway, thanks! I'll try your gross suggestion.

        • ButtBidet [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          It gets better with practice. When you meet people who've been doing it their whole lives, they can't imagine another way. You'll eventually find a process that you're comfortable with.

          • poopoobanana [he/him]
            hexagon
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            3 years ago

            I've been using it for like a year and already feel this way.

    • poopoobanana [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Both I guess. I mean if it always came back clean, I would consider using small reusable rags to dry instead.

      • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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        3 years ago

        I come back dirty every once in a while, but a quick splash usually does the trick. May need to practice swinging that ass in a circle.

  • SolidaritySplodarity [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Yes, you must perfect the angling. You should be able to get 100% clean with the bidet and then only need to dry off.