I am pleased to accept this new role de oportunidad por el presidente del pueblo de Afganistán.
These very nice men I met de parte de un story telling group told me I am now un Imam. ¡Soy conmocionado, pero I accept their compliment y also esta presidencia!
¡Viva Afganistán!
Edit: Chapos, qué preguntas should I be asking these story tellers? They are called el “tale y ban” and I want to do un buen trabajo.
I have been very busy trying to become interim governor of New York. I accidentally got someone fired, pero they were Italiano, so no me siento tan mal.