You load 16 tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
Gig work is the path back to company script. Offer like 20 an hour but you operate through an app owned by some subsidiary or partnership company who you take freelance gigs from that pays you 2000 cool points an hour or whatever and you can convert that (minus convenience and processing fees takes 3-5 days for confirmation, if you have any concerns reach us via live chat wait time up to 5 days) into 10 dollar visa cash cards with massive fees (so you can argue it's not script) OR 20 dollar Amazon family fun dollars redeemable at all Amazon brand locations (expires in 3 months)
Edit: I feel like I just peered through a wormhole in time here and ive given myself a fright
You load 16 tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to the company store
Gig work is the path back to company script. Offer like 20 an hour but you operate through an app owned by some subsidiary or partnership company who you take freelance gigs from that pays you 2000 cool points an hour or whatever and you can convert that (minus convenience and processing fees takes 3-5 days for confirmation, if you have any concerns reach us via live chat wait time up to 5 days) into 10 dollar visa cash cards with massive fees (so you can argue it's not script) OR 20 dollar Amazon family fun dollars redeemable at all Amazon brand locations (expires in 3 months)
Edit: I feel like I just peered through a wormhole in time here and ive given myself a fright
Somebody remind me not to let our comrade here have a turn on the lathe.
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